In which I apply for Jewish status
Kevin Barrett: In which I apply for Jewish status ■ The Palestinians are second-class citizens in their own homeland. I¡¯m starting to understand how they feel. If I were Jewish, I would dominate the media, largely control the US Congress, and completely own Hollywood. If I were Jewish, nobody could criticize me ¨C or my tribal settler colony in Occupied Palestine ¨C without being labeled anti-Semitic and forced to wear a "never work in this town again" yellow star. If I were Jewish, I could make sure that anybody who questions MY holocaust gets locked up the second they set foot in Europe, while I remain free to question all the other holocausts. I could extort my share of the billions of dollars generated by the ¡°no business like Shoah business¡± ¨C one of the most lucrative rackets on earth, so beautifully described in Norman Finkelstein's The Holocaust Industry. If I were Jewish, I would be a member of a group that earns ¨C on the average ¨C nearly twice the annual income of non-Jewish Americans. But most importantly of all, if I were Jewish, I could join the hundreds of brave and brilliant people on Masada2000's S.H.I.T. list of the "Self-Hating and Israel-Threatening." The generous folks at Masada2000 have kindly compiled a list of incredibly cool people who have the vision to see through the toxic smog of Zionist BS that we breathe every day, and the guts to stand up and speak out. One small catch: To be a S.H.I.T. list honoree, you have to be Jewish.