07/19/22
The Church of Pfizer: D.C. promotes ‘Faith In Vaccine’ initiative
Jordan Schachtel | Sure, there’s zero scientific evidence that mRNA vaccines are working, but that doesn’t mean you should abandon your faith in Big Pharma’s money making machine, according to the Public Health bureaucrats in Washington D.C. The notoriously ultra-progressive and secular city has finally found religion, and they’re recruiting worshippers to the state-sponsored church of Pfizer. D.C.’s Health Department is advertising a “Faith In Vaccine” program, partnering with places of worship in the city to convince residents to get COVID tested and injected with their next round of mRNA. The initiative was launched last year, partnering with church leaders to host pop up vaccine centers and “spread the word” about this miracle cure in D.C.’s faith-based community.