What have the Jews promised Fidel?

Fidel is getting old and wants to see the crippling American blockade lifted before he dies. Fidel knows who runs the United States. Fidel starts musing, out of the blue, about an attack on Iran. He has good intelligence, so we know his 'Iran talk' was bullshit. Then he agrees to an interview with none other than the concentration camp guard, who we know, from the recent Hitchens interview, is the world's worst interviewer, besides knowing fuck all about anything other than ultra-Zionism.

The interview turns out to be about the evils of anti-Semitism (the concentration camp guard is even taking credit for the elimination of anti-Semitism in Venezuela as a result of the magical words of Fidel!!!), particularly by President Ahmadinejad. Wtf??? Not to mention photo-ops with the Jews! Castro also throws in a bit of self-criticism of the 'Cuban model' directed to the concentration camp guard and his handler from the Council on Foreign Relations (to rub it in, the 'Nelson and David Rockefeller Senior Fellow for Latin America Studies and Director for Latin America Studies'!). Wtf???