Don't care who you are, this is funny... FREE KITTENS
Anonymous
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.
Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.
- Hi there little girl, I'm Mitt Romney. What do you have in the basket? he asked.
- Kittens, little Suzy said.
- How old are they? asked Romney.
- They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet, Suzy replied.
- And what kind of kittens are they?
- Republicans, answered Suzy with a smile.
Romney was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the Romney should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.